September 20, 2014

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September 20, 2014
ima1ing:


spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

(via heyfunniest)

September 20, 2014
fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

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September 20, 2014
mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

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September 20, 2014

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September 20, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

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September 19, 2014
rokuthecat:

Bandidos by FrankAnnatar b&w,cat,chat,n&b

rokuthecat:

Bandidos by FrankAnnatar

b&w,cat,chat,n&b

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September 18, 2014

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September 18, 2014

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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September 18, 2014

worriedeye:

Mel and Sue - making baking interesting

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